you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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