I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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