Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I will be naked everywhere
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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