so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
tell me about the fingering
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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