ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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