everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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