he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Randomize
