I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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