Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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