what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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