I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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