You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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