Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
Randomize
