Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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