So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
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