Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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