i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
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