in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
We had to coat check the pizza.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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