Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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