hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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