Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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