# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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