Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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