you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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