Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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