with your own penis?
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
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