If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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