Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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