i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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