party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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