you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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