I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Randomize
