do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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