i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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