we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
3 2 1 whiskey
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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