It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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