And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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