Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
honey bunches of taint.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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