Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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