oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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