I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Still dying that you shit outside
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
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