its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
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