no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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