Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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