Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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