Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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