Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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