We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Randomize
