You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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