Do you still have your period?
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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