So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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