It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
