Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
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